Post by ZX on Jun 22, 2009 16:15:25 GMT -5
Our weekend ended with us planning to buy and watch the TNA Slammiversary PPV but we ended up getting too occupied with Street Fighter IV and the Ghostbusters game to put the order in. Besides, we REALLY didn't feel like ordering the encore show while the spoilers were already up at 10:30pm here.
My good friend Matt would've been in on the action too but we're trying to break him from his addiction to SF4 to say he sucks at it like high hell - yet he continuing says the following:
Matt (like Booker T to Samoa Joe): "I'm ALL up yo' head man, you can't beat me on your best day."
Me: "I was ALL up in yo' momma last night and that wasn't even my best day, trust me."
(Pause for your laughter)
So yeah, we didn't let Matt know T-Bone was home for the day from the Marines. He has leave until Wednesday but he just wanted to catch up things with me this time and catch up with everyone else when he's home for 4th of July weekend.
Seriously, our bud Matt has a HORRIBLE competitive addiction to games that he almost foams at the mouth to ATTEMPT to try to embarass someone in a video game. I'm sure he's one of those high level dorks on WoW (he plays that religiously) who does PvP just to feel like a man.
Last weekend, I had to take my 2nd X360 controller from him b/c he was hitting the buttons like he was going to break it. The controller shut down from him mashing so much - and no it was NOT a wireless one. Those things aren't cheap you know... 
Anywho...since TB was home I pretty much MADE him sit down and catch up on reading the stuff for the efed:
T-Bone: "There's NO way in hell you're writing all of this...and you're not in any matches at all?"
Me: "Of course not, I'm pretty much the Jeff Jarrett of this circus."
T-Bone: "Then who am I?"
Me: "Dixie Carter...you don't do anything and you get as much credit as I do for it."
(TB sees Trish is with James Storm)
TB: "Aww, Trish is just going through a phase. It's just a matter of time before she comes back to Big Sexy."
Me: "Kevin Nash isn't in ZXWWF anymore..."
TB: "ME, silly."
Me: "What about Emily? She already broke your arm during the wedding..."
TB: "Me and Trish got married!!?? Wow!"
Me: "No, the Godfather came out during ME and Mariah's wedding and you tried to go with the Ho Train with the other guys. She locked in the Crossface and broke your arm."
TB: "Well she knows it'll be Smackdown 2 all over again if she cheats on me..." -- referencing an ONE-sided table match where it was just a Pedigree through the table and she was done
Me: *shakes head*
That concludes tonight's comedy broadcast. ;D
My good friend Matt would've been in on the action too but we're trying to break him from his addiction to SF4 to say he sucks at it like high hell - yet he continuing says the following:
Matt (like Booker T to Samoa Joe): "I'm ALL up yo' head man, you can't beat me on your best day."
Me: "I was ALL up in yo' momma last night and that wasn't even my best day, trust me."
(Pause for your laughter)
So yeah, we didn't let Matt know T-Bone was home for the day from the Marines. He has leave until Wednesday but he just wanted to catch up things with me this time and catch up with everyone else when he's home for 4th of July weekend.
Seriously, our bud Matt has a HORRIBLE competitive addiction to games that he almost foams at the mouth to ATTEMPT to try to embarass someone in a video game. I'm sure he's one of those high level dorks on WoW (he plays that religiously) who does PvP just to feel like a man.
Last weekend, I had to take my 2nd X360 controller from him b/c he was hitting the buttons like he was going to break it. The controller shut down from him mashing so much - and no it was NOT a wireless one. Those things aren't cheap you know... 
Anywho...since TB was home I pretty much MADE him sit down and catch up on reading the stuff for the efed:
T-Bone: "There's NO way in hell you're writing all of this...and you're not in any matches at all?"
Me: "Of course not, I'm pretty much the Jeff Jarrett of this circus."
T-Bone: "Then who am I?"
Me: "Dixie Carter...you don't do anything and you get as much credit as I do for it."
(TB sees Trish is with James Storm)
TB: "Aww, Trish is just going through a phase. It's just a matter of time before she comes back to Big Sexy."
Me: "Kevin Nash isn't in ZXWWF anymore..."
TB: "ME, silly."
Me: "What about Emily? She already broke your arm during the wedding..."
TB: "Me and Trish got married!!?? Wow!"
Me: "No, the Godfather came out during ME and Mariah's wedding and you tried to go with the Ho Train with the other guys. She locked in the Crossface and broke your arm."
TB: "Well she knows it'll be Smackdown 2 all over again if she cheats on me..." -- referencing an ONE-sided table match where it was just a Pedigree through the table and she was done
Me: *shakes head*
That concludes tonight's comedy broadcast. ;D
