The good old days

[★Shine It On Me★]

I was just browsing around and discovered a few old Delta Madison promos I did back in 2003 when I first created her. I still can't believe it has been that long since then!

Anyway I thought I'd share one of my old promos I did when I was fourteen years old. This one always bought the laughs! I acted like a drama queen back then (still am today). ;D


[- The scene opens up in a locker room, where our XWF women’s champion is sitting down with magazine reading it. She has her legs on the table with one on top of the other. A knock is heard at the door, she says come in without looking up. The camera pans to the door where the new superstar Lucas Lee is seen, the fans give a mix reaction. Delta doesn’t look up thinking its Stunray who just entered. Many didn’t know that Delta was still angry with Stunray from last week. Lucas goes over to Delta and checks her out with a smirk. Delta can feel his eyes looking down at her, so she looks up. She looks up at him with a confused look. She gets up from the couch and puts the magazine down -]

[-Delta Madison-]
How can I help you?

[- She puts her hands on her hips and looks at him, he rubs his chin still looking at the beautiful Delta Madison. She just stands there impatiently waiting for his response. He finally snaps out of it and answers her. -]

[-Lucas Lee-]
Have you seen Stunray? I asked me to come in here. Well it seems he isn’t. So do you know where he is?

[-Delta Madison-]
Oh no sorry, I have no clue where the hell he is.

[- Delta just shrugs. Lucas smiles and goes closer to Delta, he begins to play with her black hair. She looks at him like she is uncomfortable. -]

[-Lucas Lee-]
Since he isnt here, we can get to know each other more, if you’ve forgotten I’m Lucas… Lucas Lee. I know who you are, you are the beautiful Delta Madison.

[- Lucas grabs onto her ass, she looks at him shocked. She goes to slap his face but he blocks it. She tries to break out of his arms but he is too strong. He tries to kiss her but Delta just moves her head before his lips can get to hers. He smirks at her, the fans in the background boo him as he trying to take advantage of Delta. -]

[-Delta Madison-]
What are you trying to do? Let me go…

[-Lucas Lee-]
You deserve way better than Stunray, you should go with a real man. Which is me. Come one I know you want me baby

[-Delta Madison-]
argh! I’m not a fucking slut… Let me go

[-She tries to struggle free, she tried with all her strength but she couldn’t break out. She tries to scream out but before she can her lips meet with Luca’s. She feels shocked she soon relaxes, as it seems that she is enjoying this kiss. He finally lets go, she just stares at him with no expression. She has no reaction to the kiss. -]

[-Delta Madison-]
Wow…

[-Lucas Lee-]
You liked that?

[- Before Delta can talk again his lips meet with hers again. This time its more passionate, the fans in the background give a mix reaction to this kiss. The noise of the door opening is heard as Stunray is seen. He looks straight ahead to see Delta and Lucas kissing right in front of him. Delta pulls Lucas away from her as he falls on to the couch. She wipes her lips, she turns her attention the angry Stunray. He walks over to Delta and grabs her jet-black hair and begins to scream at her -]

[-Stunray-]
This is what I get in return? You little bitch I’ve had enough of this fucking crap!

[-Delta is nearly about the cry, Lucas gets up from the couch and pushes Stunray. Delta gets in between the two trying to separate the two by yelling at them telling them to stop it. Lucas and Stunray gets so annoyed that they both push Delta on to the floor. She lands right on her backside, she looks in terror as the two argue and argue. Lucas tries to help Delta up, Stunray also grabs on to Delta. She tries to break free as the two are using her like she is like a piece of rope. Delta screams at the top of her lungs sending shockwaves threw the two men. She breaks free, she begins at yell at the two -]

[-Delta Madison-]
STOP IT! STOP IT! I’m sick of this shit… I’m out of here

[-Delta picks up her women’s championship off the couch and tries to exit the room but Stunray grabs on to Delta’s arm and spins her around. They stare down each other with a long silence. -]

[-Stunray -]
How could you do this to me? I loved you and now you re-pay me with this?

[- Delta Madison-]
Look.. It wasn’t my fault! Lucas forced himself on me, I had no control what so ever. Stunray I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to hurt you. You know what… I’m sick of this bullshit, being treated like am a nobody, that anyone can boss me around. As of this time I’m doing this my way. You and Lucas can burn in fucking hell. Right now I have to consentrate on a Stephanie Styles wannabe Sweet Dreams, just give me some space.

[- Delta kisses Stunray on his cheek, she turns around to the door which is opened. She exits the room with her title on her shoulder, closing the door behind her. The camera notices a female figure behind her. Delta turns around not knowing someone was behind her. She looks strattled at first as it is no other than her opponet at Massacre. Sweet Dreams has a huge smirk on her face -]

[-Sweet Dreams-]
Well, well I finally meet our soon to be FORMER women’s champion Delta fucking Madison. I wanted to ask you how does it feel that you are going to lose to me little bitch?

[-Delta Madison-]
Whatever, listen here bitch I’m not in the mood for talking. You want to TRY and underestimate me well that’s the wrong path your taken. I’m the fucking women’s champion because I deserved it, I am the best fucking female in this bussines. And you, You’re NOTHING! Oh joy you defeated Trinity to get a shot at my title, whoopie-fuck-a-do. I’m going to make sure that I don’t lose and that’s what I’m going to do. I don’t give a flying fuck what you say because you know what you just remind me of my old friend Stephanie Styles, you two are just alike. You two think that they can win shit and be tough. But Sweetie if you want to make it big here well you have to prove yourself, I’ll show you WHY I’m the fucking women’s champion, oh just to let you know Sweet Dreams Don’t judge the book by its cover.

[- Delta just walks off just leaving Sweet Dreams looking like she is about to throw a fit as the scene fades into total darkness-]

This post isn't solely about me. If you want, you can share old promos from the ages. I think It's fun looking back and laughing at the crazy stories we all made up.

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Lol, I would post one too, but my first promos here were hardly 100 words and my English was even more crappy than it is now. Lol, but I'm gonna look for some old stuff

[Victor Phillips]

These are my first three promos I did for ZXWWF. Nothing funny about mine except for how bad I consider my early work. It took me a few more months to get better (go to the first page of VWA promos and you will start to see improvement)

2008 ZXWWF Livewire/Mayhem Season Premiere

Lillian Garcia stands in the center of the ring after the commercial break with a microphone in hand, “Ladies and gentlemen please welcome, Victor “Ironman” Phillips.”

Victor walks to the ring to the song Survival of the sickest as well as to a chorus of boos, he then gets in the ring and whispers something in Lilian’s ear who then picks up the microphone and says, “I stand corrected, ladies and gentlemen please welcome yours, mine, and all of ZXWWF’s V.I.P.”

V.I.P takes the mic as the fans boo as result of the announcers introduction, “Thank you, Thank You for the rousing ovation. But what did I expect after all I know all my fellow New Yorkers are happy that one of us made something of ourselves.

(Boos echo through the arena)

Now seriously lets get down to business and talk about a man who has decided to make it his business to interfere in my matches thus making a name for his self here in my territory ZXWWF. This man is Brock Lesnar and you know what Brock I have no problem with you making a name for yourself in ZXWWF but what I do have a problem with is you trying to do that at my expense. Even though for the past couple of weeks you've only laid out my opponents, I seen the look in your eye and known that you were aiming for me. But you see Brock there's one thing you didn't seem to realize and that’s that I'm smarter then you so I already knew what you were gonna do before you did it. Because Brock brawn ain't gonna get you anywhere. See you might be bigger than me on the outside but on the inside I'm better than you. You are no different from all these normal people sitting ringside. You try to solve things with your power and your muscles instead of thinking out a strategy to handle your situations. See you have to be smart and think about everything one step at a time. That’s exactly what I've been doing Brock every time I've seen you, thinking up a strategy to solve this minor problem and next week Brock my strategic plan starts so be ready to find out Brock exactly why your you and I'm me,me the V....I.....P.”

V.I.P drops the mic and heads back to the locker room with boos following him the entire time.

Post Mania III

After the dust had settled from zxwwf mania's Fatal 4 Way Hardcore Deathmatch one man was standing in the ring with the title raised above his head as all the others laid bloodied and fallen
That man was,is now,and always will be the V.I.P of zxwwf

As the crowd boo'ed,V.I.P could do only one thing and that was smile.V..I.P asked Victoria to bring him a mic

Victoria hand a mic to V.I.P

Let me explain to everyone what just happened and what exactly you all just witnessed.What you all witnessed was not a storybook ending that showed a man graduating to the next level,it was not an old man reliving his glory days and showing everyone that he still has it and could still open up a "can of whoop ass",and it sure as hell wasn't an homecomming for a former champion.What you all witnessed was the legacy of man that you all know as you're V.I.P be added upon.

See cause the difference between me and my three opponents was that all these men tried to rely on there sheer strength but me being the tactical master mind that I am knew that this wouldn't work so I did what I always do and that was I used my brain to out think my opponents

See I could have jumped in at anytime during the match and started going to work but I didn't I waited for the perfect opportunity to capitalizes on.See I was on the outside waiting for the perfect moment to jump in and that moment came when the week hearted leo did not do what he had to do to get this title back.i jumped in and capitalized and because of that here I stand still the xtreme rules champion.

V.I.P raises his title one last time and drops the mic following a few last words

I am V.I.P and tonight I am not only you're future but I am your present

Pre-Condemned 2008

Scene opens in the backstage area with V.I.P and V.C,V.I.P standing with a mic in hand

Well once again V.I.P has a match that will no doubt be the best match on the card simply because of the fact that V.I.P is in it .At Condemned zxwwf's V.I.P will first be taken on the soon to be former I.C Champion Chyna and an already former Vendetta Champion Shia Storm in a Triple Threat match for both the I.C Championship and my Deathmatch Championship .But that's not it because after I pin either Shia or Chyna at condemned I will go on later that night and defeat the Vendetta Champion Ryan Blaze to win the Vendetta Championship.

Now I know what you're all thinking in your tiny little brains V.I.P you can lose you're title in this match why are you so sure your gonna win another title instead of losing yours .Well the answer that question is simple ,look who I'm facing!Another muscle head in chyna who I will outsmart just like the rest of them.I mean look at me and chyna's pasts I have shown that I can out think anyone especially someone that rely's on there muscles to get them everywhere and chyna who has shown that she can be out thought like she was by the x-terminators.

Then there's Shia Storm who in all truth's is a great athlete but is no where near as great as V.I.P and if you want to say that he has held more championship gold than me ,there's only one reason for that and that's because he's had more title shots.

Then there the Vendetta Champion Ryan Blaze who feels that he is at the top of the mountain and no one can take knock him off .Well Ryan you have yet to face the V.I.P of Zxwwf and come condemned you , chyna, and Shia Storm will get the V.I.P Treatment for the last time .So ladies and gentlemen mark you're calendars because on June,8,2008 V.I.P will give you more of a reason to call me The Present and Future or Z..X..W..W..F

Now Think ... On ... That

V.I.P walks off the camera with Victoria Crawford & The Deathmatch Championship in hand

As you can see I have changed a lot in three years. I had been in about one fed before ZXWWF and its main focus wasn't promos. But being in ZXWWF and other feds in the past three years has helped me get much better. I feel my character was more interesting back then and my promos are better now. If I could combine the two, we would be in business lol.