Post by Katie Lea on May 3, 2010 14:36:18 GMT -5
ZXWWF Wrestler
Wrestler Name:
Katie Lea
Hometown:
London, England
Height:
5'8
Weight:
140lbs
Theme Song:
"Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana
Finishers:
Kat Nap
Hair-Pull Backbreaker
Signature Moves:
• Side slam backbreaker
• Bow and arrow stretch
• Ballistic Punches
• Lifting DDT
• Samoan drop
• Spinning backbreaker
• Running DDT
• Enziguri
• Dropkick
• Standing Dropkick
• Clothesline
• Missile Dropkick
• Diving Foot Stomp
• Diving Crossbody
• Bridging German Suplex
• Moonsault
Short Description of Wrestler:
Well, she's an incredibly beautiful woman who actually knows how to wrestle (unlike most of the WWE roster before she was wrongfully terminated). She is a psychotic woman that is fueled by rage and fueled by hatred. Her favorite weapon aside from the voices in her head is the Sledgehammer. She holds an utter hatred for Trish Stratus, Kelly Kelly, Eve Torres, Stephanie McMahon, Michelle McCool, Layla, Batista, Ultimate Warrior, and Hulk Hogan.
Introduction Roleplay*:
Topic: Katie Lea & Shelly Martinez vs The Monday Night Whores
Characters Involved: Katie Lea and a Few Minor Characters Barely Worth Mentioning
Katie Lea’s Match Attire: i689.photobucket.com/albums/vv260/KatieLeaIsAGoddess/katie-lea-wrestlemania-spot.jpg
After having the burden of carrying Shelly Martinez to a Tag Team Championship victory last week on Monday Night Raw, Katie Lea felt that her victory was nothing short of bittersweet. She felt as though that it was bitter to team up with a worthless partner like Shelly Martinez and carrying her to a championship reign. In the meantime, she felt as though that it was sweet to be holding a Championship as she so richly deserves. Not only is she holding a championship, but Katie Lea is the first holder of said Championship. Every single person who followed Katie’s entire career would know that Katie Lea is no stranger to being the first ever champion of a wrestling organization as anyone who knows of Katie’s track record would remember her being the first ever World Champion in France’s Queens of Chaos organization. Being the first owner of a championship means to Katie that greatness is definitely coming her way with absolute certainty. As she sat in her locker room, Katie stared at the reflection of herself coming from her newly won WWE Women’s Tag Team Championship belt. Looking at the name plate that read Katie Lea, she had somewhat of a smile on her face.
{::The Queen of Chaos::}{::Katie Lea::}{::The Diva Killer::}
“Wow, they finally got my name right. They didn’t put Burchill at the end of my stage name. Thank God, because I was getting really sick and tired of being referred to as Katie Lea Burchill. Now if those bleeding idiots that make the makes could only remember that I’M NOT PLAYING THE ROLE OF PAUL BURCHILL’S SISTER, then everything will be fine. I’m never playing that role again, because it was a contributing factor towards the old WWE burying the greatest female wrestler in the world...Myself.”
Katie continued to stare at her championship belt while continuing to feel somewhat ecstatic over being a Champion again. Finally the WWE did something right. They had made Katie a champion, but it was only half-right as Katie is only interested in the WWE Women’s Championship. She feels as though that the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championship is merely a sidetrack on her way to winning the big one, the WWE Women’s Championship. While she is somewhat happy about holding the Women’s Tag Team Championship, it is not enough for her. She has set her sights on one belt and one belt only, that being the WWE Women’s Championship. The Women’s Championship can wait until later seeing as Katie needs to focus on tonight and her match against the Monday Night Whore Brigade. Looking up at the clock after snapping out of her thoughts, Katie realized that it was time for her to go out to the ring in order to cut a promo for her match against the Monday Night Whore Brigade. She stands up and walks out of her locker room with her WWE Women’s Tag Team Championship belt in her hand. Walking down the hallway of the backstage area, the backstage workers make sure to stay out of Katie’s way while she makes her way towards the entrance with the camera following her. While continuing to make her way towards the entrance curtain, the camera cut to being focused on the entrance inside the arena before Katie passed by the production truck and told the idiot working the sound system to hit her music. While the crowd is restlessly anticipating the arrival of Katie Lea, they found out that they did not have long to wait as the opening lyric of Katie’s theme is heard throughout the arena.
“I’m Gonna Find You...
I’m Gonna Hurt You...”
The song “Hurt You” by none other than The Birthday Massacre’s Chibi hits the PA System and the crowd’s reaction immediately changes from quiet and restless to loud booing and being unruly. When Katie’s theme hit the PA System, all of the lights inside the arena turn into a gold color while the entrance ramp lights up in the same color. The arena’s lights begin flashing blue between short intervals. The entrance curtain opens up and Katie Lea walks out on to the stage with her championship resting on her shoulder. Upon walking out onto the stage with her championship resting on her shoulder, an orange spotlight begins to shine on her, and also begins following her movements. Katie pauses on the stage and looks around before holding up her championship belt triumphantly. Upon holding the championship belt up triumphantly, pyro similar to that of Kane’s shot up through the stage. After a few minutes, Katie lowered the championship, rested it on her shoulder, and began to walk down the entrance ramp like a possessed demon, not even acknowledging the fans booing her loudly. When she gets to ringside, Katie Lea whom is still resting her belt on her shoulder, looks around at the crowd, though still seemingly possessed, and heads toward the steel steps. She walks up the Steel Steps and steps onto the apron before entering the ring. In the ring, Katie walks over to the corner where she receives a microphone. With a microphone in one hand and the belt in her other hand, Katie walks to the center of the ring and looks around at the crowd before raising the microphone up to her lips in order to begin speaking.
{::The Queen of Chaos::}{::Katie Lea::}{::The Diva Killer::}
“Well, if it isn’t the cesspool of the United States...Detroit, Michigan.”
The crowd continues to boo Katie as she scoffs before continuing.
{::The Queen of Chaos::}{::Katie Lea::}{::The Diva Killer::}
“In case you bleeding idiots haven’t noticed...I am a champion, and you WILL treat me with the respect of a champion...Then again, this IS Detroit, so you don’t know how to treat champions seeing as you’ve never been champions nor have you had champions. Unlike many of the patrons in this crowd, I am destined for greatness.”
The crowd continues to boo Katie Lea, and she doesn’t let their booing go unnoticed as she replies to their lack of respect for her.
{::The Queen of Chaos::}{::Katie Lea::}{::The Diva Killer::}
“Booing me does not make what I am saying any less true, because it is a well-known fact that I am destined for greatness. Let me ask all of you something. Have any of you bleeding idiots won a World Championship, gone undefeated for an entire year, and retired from that promotion undefeated? Yeah, that’s what I thought. Now, I say this to all of you...Playtime is over. Now, sit down and shut your filthy sewer holes. Now tonight, I’m teaming up with my so-called ‘co champion’ whom I had to carry last week prior to winning championships on my own. Tonight we as in I myself, will be facing Christy Hemme and Kelly Kelly, two members of the Monday Night Whore Brigade. You see, winning some trashy Diva Search in order to receive a contract doesn’t make you a great wrestler. It basically makes you a whore, a whore that is willing to do anything for money. On top of that, you were involved in one of the worst Women’s Title Matches in WrestleMania history at WrestleMania 21 and I’m supposed to take you seriously? Don’t make me laugh Christy. You are not in my league and you never, ever will be, because I am just simply better than you in looks and wrestling.”
The crowd gives Katie a somewhat mixed reaction, a mixed reaction that she blatantly ignores as she continues.
{::The Queen of Chaos::}{::Katie Lea::}{::The Diva Killer::}
“Now onto my other opponent, Kelly Kelly...”
The true wrestling fans in the arena start to boo while the stupid wrestling marks who know nothing start to cheer.
{::The Queen of Chaos::}{::Katie Lea::}{::The Diva Killer::}
“Kelly Kelly is nothing more than a disgrace to the WWE Women’s Division. She’s a disgrace to Professional Wrestling as a whole. You see, unlike Kelly, I worked my arse off, I paid MY dues, and I EARNED my way into the WWE, while that whore basically became a WWE Diva because that idiot, that mentally-deficient arsehole Johnny Lauranitis saw her in a magazine and thought that she would be a great addition to the roster. While I was skillfully dominating every woman in Ohio Valley Wrestling, Kelly got a free ride into the WWE, debuting on a pitiful, watered-down version of what they like to call ECW as a stripper. Now, as a true wrestler, this ate me up inside, because the real way to becoming a wrestler is working hard, paying your dues, busting your arse, and training for years. That is what I did and to be honest, Jelly Belly has no place in a Wrestling Ring.”
The true wrestling fans in the arena start to cheer while the stupid wrestling marks who know nothing start to boo.
{::The Queen of Chaos::}{::Katie Lea::}{::The Diva Killer::}
“I remember when I read her interview in WWE Magazine where she said that it angered her that people say that she has no place in a wrestling ring and that she’s paid dues every step of the way. I’m guessing that her hair color is getting to her already microscopic brain. So, let me get this straight...You received so-called ‘Training’ just to take your clothes off on Worldwide Television? Yeah, you’re totally skilled, but hey, her skills are very valuable. Especially when you pay fifty dollars.”
The true wrestling fans in the arena start to laugh while the stupid wrestling marks who know nothing start to cringe.
{::The Queen of Chaos::}{::Katie Lea::}{::The Diva Killer::}
“To all of you idiots that think Kelly is a great wrestler, I will say this...Kelly Kelly is a lying sack of crap. For starters, she had no wrestling background, she had no interest in wrestling at all, and she was only hired for her body, which is equal to that of a victim of Anorexia. You think that Kelly is here for you people? Pfft, don’t make me laugh. She’s only here for the money and the fame. On top of that, she bitched and whined the whole entire time that she was in OVW. When there are so many others out there, that deserve to be where Kelly Kelly is, and she was only hired because she was a bikini model. Another thing I don't like is how ACTUAL wrestlers like MYSELF have to take a backseat and put over crap like Kelly. For me, it's not about looks, even though I am the most beautiful woman in the world, but what’s important is wrestling skill, something Kelly doesn’t and will never EVER have. Also Kelly hasn't paid ANY dues in order to THINK that she deserves respect from the real wrestling fans, and to see Kelly just come in off of the street corner and get a push that she doesn't deserve is downright insulting to the REAL WRESTLERS that work their arses off for years prior to being in a Major Wrestling organization. So, if anything Kelly...You are nothing more than a whiny, complaining, overrated whore who doesn’t deserve to be where she is and if by some fluke you manage to win, I will see to it that you are carried out in a bodybag, So, tonight I shall carry Shelly Martinez to another victory just like I did last week. If either of my so-called opponents think differently, then I shall see to it that they go down for a LONG Kat Nap.”[/font][/center]
Well glad to hear that issue is all cleared up 
VWA will be Katie Lea's new home 
