Funny Online convos......

[mrblack2k6]

www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/bloodninja

www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/cyber

www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/officer.php

www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/officer2.php

www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/secondgrade

[mrscenabatista]

OMFG!!!! WIzard hat and robe!

[Nike]

It's old. and i mean.. really old.





But it's awesome. i laugh everytime reading it. the hilarious part is, most of those convos are true.

[mrblack2k6]

Here's a few a user on IGN posted.

I was at my friends house and i made some prank calls from his Phone, i made 4 calls to girls Hot-Lines from his phone and one from my phone, this is how they went:

Call #1

She: Hi baby this is Nina, whats your name?
Me: My name is Reggie
She: Thats a sexy name
Me: Buttseckz
She: Hmm you go right to the point, dont you?
Me: Shut up
She: Ok im taking my panties off
Me: What are you wearing?..
She: Right now... Nothing
Me: Ok let me put some clothes on you
She: Why? dont you like me like that
Me: yes but my will is to clothe the naked
She: I dont get it...
Me:Do you like it anal?
She: yeah, im bending my ass right now, my ass is facing to you.
Me: i just kicked your ass while you were bend, now your name will be Reggie's Bitch #573
She: What?
Me: Ok, Do you like to Roleplay?
She: Yeah, what do you want to be.
Me: i want to be a pirate
She: Ok i will be your sexy captain...
She: we are on my cabbin, and im a rough captain...
She: PIRATE, Whats your name?
Me: AAAARGGGHHH Me name is butt pirate, HARRRRR
She: HHMMMMMM, why do they call you that?
Me: HAAARRRRR, Pirates like it anal, RAAAARRRRR
She: hmmm, yeah baby thats how i like it...
Me: RAAARRRGGGGHHH, Me too, im bending my hairy ass, GAAARRRGGHHHH
She: Oh, i get it, you like stuff up yours, hmmm that really turns me on, im wet right now, im touching your ass now...
Me: ARRRRGHHH
She: im sticking a finger inside, does it feel good daddy...
Me: ARRRRGGHHH your nail is hurting me.... ARRGGGHHH
Me: HAARRRR you riped my ass.... GAARGGGGG
Me: Theres blood driping all over the place...
Me: Quickly drink it, so you can be a butt captain...
She: thats stupid... *hungs up*

Call #2

She: Hi
Me: YHELLO THAR
She: my name is Jenny, whats yours sweety?
Me: Ta ta
She:....
Me: Ta ta... ta Tanoke
She: thats a strange name...
Me: No
She: what do you want me to do to you sweet thing?
Me: I want to talk to you
She: Ok
Me: Not really...
She: then what do you want me to do
Me: I want to slap you...
She: why?
Me: I dont know...
She: Ok then, slap the hell out of me baby
Me: let me put some baby powder in my hands, *slap*(i made the slap sound with my hands)
She: does that turns you on?
Me: not really...
She: what do i do now?
Me: Get low...
She: Ok, im kissing your chest
Me: Get low...
She: im going at your abs
Me: Get low bitch...
She: im reaching that part...
Me: Get low...
She: it tastes good
Me: TO THE WINDOW.... TO THE WALL....
She: Dont scream like that it...
Me: TO THE SWEAT DROP DOWN MY BALLS
Me: TO ALL SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET....
Me: UF, that was great...
Me: you are great babe, im done...
She: That was strange *hungs up*

Call #3

The same girl from the first call answered, her voice was the same,

She: Hi im Nina, Whats your name?
Me: My name is Chris
She: hi chris what are you doing?
Me: Touching my pee pee
She: Ha ha, you are funny
Me: and you are a bitch
She: Ok im sorry, im starting to hug and kiss you
Me: AAAGGHHH
She: what?
Me: My shoulder
She: whats with your shoulder?
Me: nothing, its just that im injured, just to bring some realism to the talk
She: oh, thats bad, im going to massage it
Me: ok
She: im on top of you, massaging your shoulder
Me: my wee wee, is growing
She: i can feel it
Me: Do you like to roleplay?
She: .........., didnt you call a minutes ago.
Me: No?
She ok, yeah i like to roleplay, im a nurse that is going to fix your shoulder.
She: how did you injured it?
Me: i injured it in a match
She: really?
Me: they call me the Ravid Wolverine
She: OHHH you sound like a hard boy
Me: i am, im the champ
She: the champ of sex?
Me: no, im the champ of ass kicking
She: ok, im going to inject you
Me: Ok
She: just bend a little
Me: im bending
She: i just put the needle on you buttcheek
Me: ARRRGGG
Me: Its hurting my ass, its bleeding now
Me: dont get me mad bitch!!!
Me: ARRGHH thats it bitch!!!
Me: TOOTHLES AGRESSION
Me: i just suplexed you through the nurse table
Me: im picking up a nurse table
Me i just slammed you with it
Me: i busted you open
Me: you are loosing lots of blood
Me: quickly drink the blood of my ass, so you dont get hipotermia
She: f**k you, idiot!!!
Me: do you like wizards?
She: *Hungs up*

[Nike]

LOL SKEEE SKEE SKEEEEEE MOTHA-

Awesome.